This is a test to assess if you are human. Please take out a
pen and paper and write down the ones that relate to you. Ready? Ok.
- · Are you annoyed by the fact that Starbucks doesn’t just label their cups sizes as small, medium or large?
- · Do you sometimes chuckle during a conversation just so your friend thinks you actually are paying attention?
- · Do you crave a burger after watching a crabby patty on Spongebob?
- · Have you ever been attracted to a cartoon character?
- · Do you lock the door to the bathroom even though there is on one else home?
- · Have you ever given up telling a joke midway through because you forgot the punch line?
- · Do you feel the urge to make eye contact with people on the elevator?
- · Does the fact that Christmas commercials start playing right after Halloween make you angry that they skipped Thanksgiving?
- · Have you ever purposely lowercased the beginning of a text in order to appear disappointed?
- · Are you hurt by that check and "seen on date" alerts next to an unresponded Facebook message?
- · Do you purposely wait two times longer to text back just to not seem desperate?
- · Have your ever changed someone’s name on your contact to “ignore” or “don’t text”
- · Have you ever Googled how to un-send an email that you just sent?
- · Have you ever made plans with someone with no intention of ever seeing them again?
- · Have you ever argued or fought with someone because you love them that much to fight back?
- · Have you ever been relieved after a fight that could have possible broken up your relationship
- · Have you ever not broken up with someone because you though they couldn’t handle it? Or maybe you couldn’t.
- · Do you pretend to like something just to appeal others?
- · Have you ever hoped that there is an ability that you haven’t discovered yet that you are naturally good at?
- · Have you ever realized that things don’t just come naturally and that you have to work for it?
I like this post in particular because it introduces a new and creative form different from your other posts. Also, I think it's strong writing because you use very specific details that create very specific images for the reader. The behaviors you listed are relatable in the sense that a lot of people do it, but not a lot of people talk about it, so it's cool that you're bringing up things that seem very strange at first, but end up being something completely familiar. Plus, the captcha at the end is great. I think you're going a good job with your blog.
ReplyDeleteThe way you formatted this post immediately caught my attention. When I began to read the first sentence, it caught my attention even more. I really like this post because it interacts with the reader. It was fun to read the lines and be like "Oh that's def me!" This is a really good and unique blog. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteThe format of this blog was very creative. It had a clever combination of humor and seriousness. My favorite was definitely number 3 (I was a crazy fan for spongebob). Your voice was distinct, and definitely separated yourself form the other blogs I have read. I guess my only complaint was that as the blog went further, it seemed to be less relatable. The lower half was very specific, and probably wouldn't relate to a large crowd of people. Besides that minor complaint, I enjoyed reading this blog post, Keep up the good work,
ReplyDeleteThis blog really shows your personality. The humor mixed in with the problems that many people have nowadays make this post strong. The items you chose to include show your creativity and own personal issues with things that bother you. It's fun and easy to read. My favorite was the last human test, I found it pretty hilarious because almost everyone on the face of earth must find those things annoying to do. Overall, it's a great post. Keep up the great work!
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